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  • Last year someone sent it to a list I was on, and since I don't have a daughter, and in the spirit of the thing, I wrote up the following I have been known to speed up slow answerers by grabbing the back of their jeans with one hand and the back of their hair with another, and re-introducing them to the front walk If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Please email if you know for sure. And therefore, I simply will not hustle your shapely little behind down my front steps to dump you in the trunk with your precious packages and UPS the entire bundle to Tibet, either Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Old folks homes are better. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for girls of your age to wear their shirts with the bottom half ripped off, where any sudden movement threatens to expose yourself to any casual passerby or with necklines so low that your breasts nearly tumble out, so, please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete moronic sluts. Should you show up with your face painted garish colors and reeking of perfume like the Dads rules for dating my son of Babylon, I will take great pleasure in helpfully introducing you to a scrub brush and a bar of Lava soap Please do not do this. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. He has his heart and soul wrapped up in taking you out, for whatever reason that may be, and he has a heart of gold, very simply, you will not take advantage of him. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. Your dad's rules for your boyfriend or for you dads rules for dating my son you're a guy : Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my son in front of me.

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  • We're not even going to mention things that can be injected, are we? What did I do?? In fact, actually, not that I think about it, thanks so very much for stopping over - instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like vacuuming? Your dad's rules for your boyfriend or for you if you're a guy : Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my son in front of me. If you cannot keep your eyes or dads rules for dating my son off of my daughter's body, I will dads rules for dating my son them. Rule Seven: Should you happen to stop by here, please remember there is still such a thing as manners. I may appear to be an graying middle-aged, not kewl hippie wannabe. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. He has his heart and soul wrapped up in taking you out, for whatever reason that may be, and he has a heart of gold, very simply, you will not take advantage of him. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.

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